Copy and Paste

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said :"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't mywife!"The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added:"And that woman was my mother!"


A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried tocrack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasnot my wife!"
The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage.Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,the manager finally blurted out"....and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospitalbed nursing burns from boiling water

Moral of the story :Don't copy if you can't paste!